Alocasia longiloba x sanderiana
With her flashy eggplant underbelly, beautiful alien green veins, and striking geometric features, she may come off as intimidating and standoffish, but she's actually quite laid-back and easy-growing.
Medium to bright, indirect light.
Once a week, or when soil is nearly dry 2" down.
Mildly toxic to pets if consumed.
Small: about 12" tall and a pot size of 4". Medium: about 15" tall and a pot size of 6".
Week-long trips are A-ok.
Pro-tip: Don't worry about older leaves wilting. Alocasias do this to focus energy on new growth.