Birdsnest Snake Plant 'Black Robusta'
Sansevieria trifasciata 'Hahnii'
Sure, his taller cousins have a few inches on him, but he's got more spunk and personality with the same level of invincibility. He's easy-growing, does well in low light, and barely drinks. If you're looking for a cheap and fun date, this is your guy.
Low to bright, indirect light and even some direct sun.
Once every 2-3 weeks and likes to dry out completely.
Toxic to pets if consumed. Sorry Loki.
About 7" tall and a pot size of 4".
So low maintenance it's borderline neglect.
Pro-tip: Susceptible to root rot, so make sure soil is dry by fingering the soil 2" deep before watering.