Hobbit Jade Plant
Crassula ovata 'Hobbit'
The Lord of the Rings South Africa, Sam loves quick-draining soil, bright light conditions, and the occasional watering. Too much water too often doesn't sit well with him, so maybe offer a beer? (Please don't give your plants beer).
Bright, indirect light and some direct sun is ideal.
Once every two weeks, or when soil is bone dry.
Quite toxic. Keep away from pets.
Virtually indestructible and easy to grow.
SM: ~8" tall and a 4" pot.
Pro-tip: Regular pruning will result in thicker stems and compact growth. Cut within a quarter inch of another leaf or branch.